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08.06.2025 19:36

No way
Still no good
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are you afraid of being alone?
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
9 Cool New Gadgets to Keep on Your Radar - Gear Patrol
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Why is there so much evil in the world?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds