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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 19:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Still no good

Just Forget it!

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

share office space ...

Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Study links premature ejaculation to altered brain activity and neurotransmitter imbalances - PsyPost

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

What is love?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Are you afraid of being alone?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

GameStop promise replacements after retail staff staples Switch 2 screens - OC3D

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

9 Cool New Gadgets to Keep on Your Radar - Gear Patrol

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

How do individuals become targeted individuals? Is it solely due to experiencing stalking or harassment, or are there other factors involved?